Futurama

Got this email which should make us phallic-eager for 2010:

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs/humans around the globe.
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?

What could possibly go wrong, indeed? Cocks, in their distended shapes, falling from the skies and piling up in our backyard. A rainstorm of cocks painfully hitting our umbrellas causing holes here and there, touching our oh-translucent skin. An avalanche of cocks burying you in cock-fantastic sand. Cock galore, bring it on.

Haay, what cock-bullshit.